* - as if we needed them!
1. TV--Tim Russert dies at 58 while Tila Tequila, Tyra Banks and the cast of The Hills live on and pollute our airwaves.
2. Tiger Woods on one leg is a way better golfer than you and I will ever be on two legs.
3. George W. Bush has failed at every job he's ever had and he's barely literate. But when he retires he will most likely make millions sitting on the board of the Carlyle Group and working on building his presidential library (perhaps all the books will be on tape?)
4. The UN has to call a special conference to officially declare state-sponsored rape to be a war crime.
5. There are now nearly as many "American" jobs in customer service and IT support in India as there are in the United States.
6. In order to lower crude oil prices more than $10 a barrel, every American with a car would have to not drive or buy any gas for at least two weeks. And even then it's not a sure thing--as long as gas consumption in China and India continues to skyrocket, American demand is almost irrelevant.
Ponder away and look for the Celtics to win the NBA Finals in six...Peace!
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