Wow! Time flies when you're having fun. Has it really been a week since my last post? Bad news folks...I don't really have time to get into anything meaty today. The good news? That means we'll all actually get out of here in 1000 words or less. So without further adieu...
R Analyzes Some of the Week's Best Headlines So Far
"Mike Tyson Says He Wants To Fight Women On Tour"
No kidding! How's that different from his marriages?
"Senator Harry Reid [D-Nevada] Used Campaign Money for Bonuses"
Shame on you Harry! But lest you wonder how this story came to light now, just remember that a certain former Republican Florida congressman just resigned for coming on to underage interns. I think pedophila trumps funny accounting any day, don't you?
"Jessica Simpson: 'I Am My Own Publicist Now'"
(pictured above)
And here on The R Spot we have her first press release:
To all nooze medya outlets for promp release:
Sales of my new album is good [stick chest out]. It don't matter what you heard, my new album "A Public Affair" is sold like a hundred thousand copies and is my best album yet. If you havnt bought "A Public Affair" yet, you should go out and buy it [stick out chest, smile]. You won't be disappointed [shake booty with glee].
Vanessa Manillo is a dirty little whore.
I think she'll do fine, don't you?
Quote of the Day
"Here on the toilet dejected I sit
Having only farted and failing to shit"
--poetry on the wall of a bathroom stall where I work.
Peace...
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